Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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