It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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