All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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