So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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