you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
