So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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