I'm really into asian looking animals
one two three fourrrrnication!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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