so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
NoShamevember. You game?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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