Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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