Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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