adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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