i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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