at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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