I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
jump out the window naked night went bad
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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