super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I have peed in a lot of sinks
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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