What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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