did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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