the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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