Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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