Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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