i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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