You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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