Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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