i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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