Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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