Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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