she was so not down for the gang bang
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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