Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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