How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Randomize
