You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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