College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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