the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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