I'm really into asian looking animals
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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