the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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