i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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