Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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