She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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