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• (301): View more from Maryland

  When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...

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  New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.

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  welcome to the club.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.

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• (530): View more from California

  I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink

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