What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I need water and some morals
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
false alarm, still single
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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