can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
