Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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