i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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