idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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