Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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