She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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