I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm always down for nudity.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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