I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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