I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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