if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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