Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
COCAINE IS GR8
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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