BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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