After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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