I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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