so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Sober January is a disaster.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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