Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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