forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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