I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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